My Complaint About Michael Bolton
Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. Let me begin by saying that there are people better equipped to cope with life than vicious bestial dorks. We can say that Michael Bolton's singing is in conflict with accepted morality, and he can claim the opposite, and it won't make one bit of difference. All of the anxious sighing, longing, and hoping of his heart is directed to a time when self-pitying nobodies can use psychological tools to trick us into doing whatever prodigal nit-picky ingrates require of us. If anything, people should just treat each other with decency and respect. Furthermore, Bolton's fans form a deranged organization devoted to harassment and barratry by forcing innocent people to listen to his music. Almost without exception, it's hard to fathom just how conniving Bolton is. Let me mention again that he is truly possessed by the devil. His use of impetuous music is pathetic. At least, that certainly seems to be the implication in several of the songs I've heard. This letter has gone on far too long, in my opinion, and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that Michael Bolton and his slaves are social pariahs and should be ostracized.
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